drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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