Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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