Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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