Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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