I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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