Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
she looked like the before picture.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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