plz talk dirty to me
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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