plz talk dirty to me
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'm way too hungover for life right now
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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