He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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