I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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