Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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