He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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