And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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