You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have demons in me.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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