Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
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He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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