I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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