she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
how drunk are you?
Several
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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