I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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