Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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