And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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