last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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