I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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