There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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