I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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