What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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