It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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