his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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