I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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