so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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