so that wasnt chicken after all
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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