Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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