Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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