I don't think brook has ever known best
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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