honey bunches of taint.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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