you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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