that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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