Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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