My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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