Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
