dude i'm inner monologue high
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Randomize
