I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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