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(480): View more from Arizona

Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.

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(913): View more from Kansas

so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk

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(316): View more from Kansas

He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?

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(613): View more from Ontario

isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?

(905): View more from Ontario

stop. eating. my. shrooms.

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