It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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