I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
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