I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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