1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize