Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Randomize
