guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
