Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
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I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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