so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
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Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
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