I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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