Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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