thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
4 words: hood of his car
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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