We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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