I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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