sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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