you guys were way drunker than both of me
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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