I'm really into asian looking animals
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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